People, after reading twilight, REALLY think that they are vampires. I mean, they found themselves their good ol' contacts, and if they're white..then, well...
Honestly, I hate it when girls strut around telling everyone they know, "I'm a newborn vampire." all mysterious and then walk away. I'm like
#1. IF you were a newborn why are you in school?
#2. IF you were a newborn why the heck are you telling me?!?
#3. IF you were one, I'd probably be dead right now.
I heard about one lady, five weeks before her wedding got into an argument with her fiance and BIT HIM. That's right. Bit him on his hand. And honestly, some boys even. This one dud I know has crafted his hair into this huge gel project all crazy wave like..as in EDWARD CULLEN hair do. And he's always carrying around his own copy of breaking dawn, honestly, should guys even read the twilight series???? EW, so and this OTHER guy, I don't know if he's read twilight or not, but he and his friend tell me that they are planning on doing this ritual to become vampires. No matter how many times I try to explain, they keep telling me " No vampires can't go into the sunlight!" or "Yes vampires can eat food!" or "Nu-uh! Vampires are nocturnal!"
Oh well I think it's just a little pet peeve I have, when people tell me, "hey! Guess what? I'm a vampire!" :-P
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ReplyDeleteI totally agree on the whole "guys shouldn't read Twilight" thing. ESPECIALLY Breaking Dawn. I mean, come now, be reasonable. I guess with their sick little minds Breaking Dawn is their favorite one of the four. I bet they haven't even read the others. Even if they can read, (which I highly doubt) they've probably only read the beginning and read that part repetitively.
ReplyDeleteoh ya
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