ANOTHER SUNDAY

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

It is Sunday again!!!!! And tomorrow is Monday! And everyone goes back to work!!!! No!  Why is this world so cruel? Must we rise at the ghastly hour of 5 or 6:00 in the cold dark dreary morning? Why??? Arg, who's in charge of this horrible schedule. Hm. If I was in charge everyone would eat a nice breakfast of (yeah) donuts or cinnamon rolls at nine o clock. Then we could go to a four hour day of work. Every other day! Yes yes yes I am a genius. Well, things round here have been boring. I'm pretty sure I had some homework over the break only, I'm afraid to look. I am sick of school. I need to skip straight to graduation. Then, I'm going on road trips and I'll see the world! Maybe. If I have the $$$. Which I do not. Ok, well the world goes round. Post later.

THE AFTERMATH

It's the morning after Thanks giving. Your head pops off your pillow. "No way." you whisper in horror. For, you yourself can't believe the wonder that is happening: You are actually hungry. 

It's true, none of us eat very much today mostly because we feel guilty about being hungry after being so full...you know? Today is the day when having Christmas Spirit is finally "legal." You can watch Elf, The Santa Clause, Rudolf, Annabelle's Wish, Home Alone....and so on and so forth. Mom is asking us what we want for Christmas, I think I mentioned what I wanted before. This Christmas (present wise) is NOT going to be good.  I hope everyone had a good thanks giving yesterday. I did. I ate a lot of pie. and bacon breadsticks, and turkey and cheese and crackers and chips and dip and candied yams and sparkling cider and jello salad and mashed potatoes and lessee what else....hmm. Well, you get the point. So you all have my permission to celebrate in the Christmas Spirit. And I'll stop blowing up radios now.

:) Take luck

LYRICS

LOVE STORY BY TAYLOR SWIFT


We were both young when I first saw you
I closed my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air

See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello
Little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said, "stay away from Juliet"
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you, please don't go
And I said

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes

So, I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while

Oh oh
Cause you were Romeo, I was the scarlet letter
And my daddy said, "stay away from Juliet"
But you were everything to me
I was begging you, please don't go
And I said

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes

Romeo, save me
They try to tell me how I feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes

Oh oh

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town
And I said

Romeo, save me
I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head
I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said

Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad
Go pick out a white dress
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes

Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh

'Cause we were both young when I first saw you LISTEN TO IT ON MY PLAY LIST ;-)

SO

who likes my new blog layout?
SAY I.
Good for you. Well, today I went to my siblings elementary school again. I fascinated the children with my awesome drawing skills. I drew club penguin stuff for them and dazzled them. I love admirers. I'm on level 0 on the popularity zone at MY school. (Ok, MAYBE a 1.5) but point in case, I like having a fan club. it's nice to be appreciated. Anyways, I looooved Twilight. The movie and the books are SOO great. For Christmas im asking for:
-Breaking Dawn
-Eclipse
-A club penguin toy (ROCKHOPPER?!?!)
-AAA batteries
-camera of some sort.
ok, well......cya later.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!

POST EXCUSE

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I was actually grounded. (If you're wondering why, it's cuz I bopped my little brother on the head with A Series Of Unfortunate Events; The Wide Window.) Yes, well, anyways. Iam back, and I am still alive, in case anyone is concerned. I went to see TWILIGHT. It was really really really REALLY good. they even put a two second scene with Stephanie Myer sipping her hot cocoa.  I was disappointed at the Sunlight+vampire part. It looked like he was just wearing *sniffle* glitter. He didn't reflect at all. But other than that, I'd say Holly-freaking-Wood did a pretty good job. For Hollywood. Ah well. Could be better, could be worse. Cya around. 

(P.S. Cp is really slow now.)

So anyways, about the other random things.....

My brother burps a lot. I mean, he's not even good at it.  its not even a real burp. You have to put FEELING into it,man. FEELING. The only reason buddy the elf is here is because of that one part where he drinks the whole thing of coke. And after he's done he lets out a burp that took up 35 seconds on screen. then after he was done he looks at the little boy and asks, "DID YOU HEAR THAT?" Oh yeah and then he asks the girl out and he says, "I was wondering if you want to go and eat food. You know, the code..." *BIG WINK* (mouths,) "Food." Oh, AND AND when he gets to new york and he leans over a stall and yells, "Have you seen these toilets they're gi-NOR-mous!" By the way, I'm sorry If I'm just freaking you out right now if you haven't seen the movie. ha ha. He cracks me up. I got home from church. We art he last one's in the building so the young women have to clean. Whoop-de-do. We are on sweeper duty we take the little silent vacuum cleaners are swing around the church. This Saturday I am going to Amazing jakes cuz I read the Book of Mormon. Then, I'm planning on going to see Twilight with my mom afterwards. (We saw all the Harry Potter movies together too.) I CAN'T WAIT FOR SATURDAY! And tomorrow the ninja training is coming out. Yessss. And um, lets see what other random things can I say......OH. I hate spaghetti. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. it's nasty. EW. I mean, don't kill me for hating spaghetti, some people love it and rarely have it but it's the complete opposite. I cannot stand it. i'd rather have pizza. Or donuts. Either way.

The picture is of a scared kitty clinging to the wall for dear life

You know, I'll bet (if you have younger sibs) that if you pick up the keyboard, turn it upside down...You can find all the missing wonders of the pantry. at least, I can. I have a Mac and I love it to death! cuz well, the mouse is smooth and white and has a laser instead of a crappy rubber ball. Um.....ya. some people might have taken that last one horribly wrong. But never mind. The keyboard is white too with see through plastic on the sides. And Instead of right clicking, you have press CONTROL and click. It has a big flat screen that looks solid, but tis somehow not. And it's super fast. 

and yes, Im bored. Some people say I have no life, but I do...most of the time. Beat that. Im almost done with another chapter of my book. no one wants to read it. it's too long for them. Wimps. just kidding. I've tried to make it really scary. I succeeded in freaking my sister out. So I guess that's good. I like scaring people. i try not to prank people too often, that's mean I know. So I try. I remember, at camp this girl named Lindsey needed to go to the bathroom, which was a little building around a plastic toilet over a hole of stinky death. Anyways, we were walking away form the campsite, going into the dark. i sensed her getting kinda spooked. We had just gone Snype hunting and she seemed to have scared herself. (she's older than me by a little which made it cooler than it is...) I saw a reflector hanging on a tree, there to warn cars and people, but I pointed at it and said, "Snype!!!" And MAN IT WAS HILARIOUS. She jumped then grasped my arm. Hee hee. then she told me shakily, "Um, let's not do that." Good times.

Good times.

my brother just ran past me saying, "Hi-ya! Who's your daddy?" 

BABYSITTING

Monsters or angels? Vegetarians or Happy snacker family? Screaming red baby or take-care-of-themselves children? Well, baby-sitting is a big thing. Besides a side job its basically the only thing you can get to GET money. Money that is usually spent on chocolate Milkshakes at Micky D. I baby sat four kids. There were great for me. They played with me all night, it was only three hours. it wasn't that bad. But however, I baby sat this family for six hours STRAIGHT. They were horrible little minsters. Horrible. They JUMPED on me for a violent piggy back ride. They spilled soda all over and fought over the movie. They had two of their friends over too! ARG. then, the one kid kept pooping in his diaper. Then trevor kept doing everything I told him not to. He tried to pants me and pee in a vase for crying out loud. I had to try and put the kids to bed but noooo. They "couldn't sleep" I was like, "You are SLEEPING whether you like it or not. It's almost ten!" Nope.  But that was a long time ago. I love these kids. They love me. yay. I got paid $30. Cha ching. My money source is baby sitting. Friday night running playing in a mess of screaming and wrestling. No problem.

And so the girl lived one more day without dying

Hello. It's me again. Downstairs my Mom is making hamburgers. My sister is slinking around waiting for me to abandon my post in the computer chair. Fat chance. Im working on a story. It's 111 pages so far. Its coming along great.  Turkey day is coming ppl! Food! Sparkling Apple Cider! Candied yams! Rolls! Turkey!!! Leftovers!!! Well, dang it, no left overs for me. We are having the dinner at our Uncle's house this year.  I loved having turkey sandwiches after thanksgiving.  As you can see I am a very hungry sort of person. It's probably because I end up writing at the most hungry-ing times of the day. this is between 3 and dinner. Snack o' clock. And when people ask me how I get so skinny (i am, that wasn't sarcasm) I answer them, "Because I eat pizza, and donuts and cake and hot dogs and donuts all the time." And it's true! *this diet is not recommended by doctors * I don't really have anything else to say.  IT'S FRIDAY'S EVE!!!!!!!! HAPPY THURSDAY!

Tune in the the Random Channel

Hi people! I have written. Today, I have to do three science assignments, some algebra, a writing assignment and I have to make two puppets for my drama class. I was dehydrated today, I forget to drink water. I got a long drink at the foutain, but the water was warm. I walk home form school ready for a big glass of cold water when I find that we are out of water. We only have tap/sink water. Thanks a lot. School is a bad luck charm. Even though Im almost out, it will put an everlasting curse on me. I just know it. Enough of my wining.  Have you seen club penguin? Ninja shadows appear every 5 minutes in these rooms:

Plaza

Gift shop

Light house

HQ

Lodge

and Ski hill.

Also, if you go to the Dojo and light up all the light bulbs then click the WEAR A HARD HAT sign then a secret ninja poster will appear. The scariest appearance is probably the one in HQ. it gave me the shivers. There's a lot of drama at school. I like oreos. I don't like cigarettes (the smoke! *cough*!) I shall see the twilight movie coming in 9 DAYS!!!!!!!! O.O Well, Im probably going to see it Saturday in stead of the midnight showing. Wait. Does 12:00 at night count as the first minute of the nest day or the last minute of the first day? Hm. Is the footage of Armstrong stepping on the moon filmed on the actual moon? Do people who speak Italian think in italian? Where did God come from? What's the last number in the PI equation? How do we know for sure things are going to have an end at all? thank you for tuning in to the  random channel! 

DITCHING IS A CRIME

(Do the happy dance)

Hello again. Today is the day before army guy day. Veterans day, i mean. i am staying home to day. *cough* ditching *cough*Because yesterday was sunday, and tomorrow there isn't any school, so we just decided that going to school today is pointless. So right about now my friends are sitting against the school building at recess. Texting and listening to Ipods, doing homework and gossiping. Nothing has really happened since yesterday. I watched the movie I am Legend. It made me sad. It was a really really really good movie. Most parts I had to watch without the sound. Scary movies are nothing without the sound. The dog part made me very sad. And here's another random note. I read the blog of notes. One of them was bugheart's blog.

i

liked 

the

way

you

talked

like 

this.

it has

a certain

art

to

it.

I am hungry. I'll bet my friends at school are too. I hope we didn't have any homework. :-P oh well. So ppl, I hope to get some comments here. Anything of everything. I am random and I appreciate anyone who's with me. Woot. Ill post again soon. Cya.

BREAKING DAWN SPOILER!

SNAPE KILLS EDWARD!!!!!!

Sundays

Today is Fast sunday. I am sort of hungry, but not really. Although the picture doesn't exactly HELP. I need to shower but my sister won't clean up her previous mess that she made while taking a bath. Leaving all the toys in the tub, and making the floor all wet and cold. Today in church we had to bear our testimonies and listen to the talks.  i have a testimony, but it always seems to be "wrong." Like, I try to bear it and then a leader stops me mid sentence and tries to correct my thoughts. So thanks a lot, I won't be sharing it with them anymore. Whenever the leader says, "I'll turn the time over to you to give your testimonies." No one gets up, and there is that shameful minute when everyone looks at each other probing them with dagger eyes. I don't probe people. It's a sign of cowardliness. Yuck.  One of my leaders doesn't like me at all. She's very strict towards me and always has something to prove me wrong or to top my idea.  *sigh*. But really, it's all good. The church is like a big thick wall between me and all the horrible things out there. Including looking at myself badly. I am who I am and that's all there is too it. Buck up and deal with it. mom is making Naked chicken and stuffing. Ok, well. I will post again soon...and if you see me on Cp say hi.

I am: THENERDYBIRD :-)

Fall Fair

Fall Fair, my foot. Should be fall UN-fair. My sibling's elementary school set up a fall festival in a small dirt field next to the school where the kids run around at recess. Mom bought enough tickets so that we all got four and we went in. The sun was high, bright and hot. My brother Jed was my partner and he wandered aimlessly around looking at the booths. Mom said, later on that she had received fliers proclaiming everything to be free. To our disappointment, nothing was. Everything cost about a dollar or a couple quarters. Not too bad. Jed didn't seem to want to do anything even tough I gladly handed over my tickets to him. He would have more fun than I ever would.I took him to the pie throwing thing, and the girl took four out of eight of his tickets just so he could miss. he tried four of the "If your a lucky piece of crap you get a pencil" games. They replaced the cake walk with a book walk. Whoop-dee-do. His friends ran by and talked with Jed for a while. They showed him bags that they decorated with pictures of dead army guys on them. One of the kids WAS a lucky piece of crap. He won a inflatable green guitar, a fan, suckers, money, stickers and a tattoo, as he kept telling us. There was good music playing and the sweet smell of the Texas Roadhouse food drifted over to us. But, all our money had dissolved for the tickets. There were a bunch of old ladies and young ladies from church selling stuff. Like, plaques for that space on the wall, the plaques declaring things like, "BLESS THIS HOUSE." "HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS." There was also jewelry booths and scrapbook booths. The sun sat in the middle of the sky and our stomaches growled. Mom gathered us all up, and we went home.
There was no promised hay ride or cotton candy... but there was a jumper, so they had fun. I can't say I did. You probably know that by now. Actually, it wasn't all bad. but now my Grandma is coming over bringing us some lovely Fast Food. I love it when she visits. Ok well, happy fall yall and ill post again soon.
Piece!
(of cake)

Models

And so girls all around the freaking world starve themselves. Photographers, and the modeling companies pick apart their prey, piece by piece. "You can't pose." "You are too nervous." "You need more make up. "  "Stop being so lady-like." 

While regular kids sit on their couches being sucked into a world that doesn't exist, full of lights and eyeliner and plastic happiness. And all of it needs to stop. Its the fact that you have to be tall and slender, and have good bone structure and have big eyes, and full lips. And straight teeth, and beautiful shiny hair, and small ears, and tiny hands and feet. 

You have to be smart... but not a nerdy know-it-all-smart. You have to be outgoing... but not annoying and bouncy. You have to keep secrets... but not be quiet. And you have to carry lip gloss like a dagger. Of course this is much different for boys. Who have to put up with this mess of bikinis and mascara. Half the girl loose their personalities that can be as rich as a Hershey's bar or, as good as gold... in a Beauty magazine. Open you painted eyes girls at what is happening.  :- I 

wow. i let it out. woot. 

EW!!!!!! Fast food compared to real life.

Ew. EW. EW. EW. EW. EW.

And so life goes on....sort of

Well, kids around my house are dropping candy wrappers like sparrows drop feathers. We are candy eating machines. So are the kids at school. Eating packs of M&Ms during Algebra, eating Skittles and Starbursts in language Arts and guzzling down Smarties and Snickers in Social Studies. My mom said just now, "WHY is all this candy all over the floor? Do you want me to kill someone???" Yes, she's very loving towards us. I think she was being sarcastic. Actually, I hope that she's being sarcastic. I wonder if anyone even reads this blog, besides you Carley Jo. Not that I don't appreciate it. I do. But is anyone else out there? Hellooooo? Am I talking to myself? Its ok. I can deal with that. We are learning (well, re-learning about) genes. Gosh dang it, stop asking me about genotypes and phenotypes I don't wanna hear it anymore. I love donuts. They are my life. This one kid named TJ gets on my nerves. I think I will kill him. I would if I could but I cant. I hear that that's illegal. Oh well. Sometimes just to make people laugh, when I leave CP, I say something like "Jumps off building." So now, I'm going to say that to you. Good bye! :-)
Gets hit by run away train.

TROGDOR

Trogdor was a man.
I mean he was a dragon man.
Well, maybe he was just a dragon.
But he was still
TROGDOOOOOOR
TROGDOOOOOOR
Burrninating the countryside
Burrninating the peasants
Burninating all the people
And the thatched roof
COTTAGES!!!!!!
THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!!
And then the Trogdor comes in the
NIIIIIIIIGHT.
(homestar runner.com)

True stuff

"BOY noun: A NOISE WITH DIRT ON IT."
"GIRL noun:A GIGGLE WRAPPED IN SUNSHINE."

Families

Hi. Today, I don't know why the subject came up so much, but I realize that I have a really nice family. Kids in my classes have tough lives. They have to go home to an empty house, and eat TV dinners (if anything). While I come home to a full house of kids and my Mom, while my dad is at work. Mom makes us a full meal for dinner. Every Monday, when my dad gets home, we spend time together and my parents teach us stuff.
Most kids have parents that are divorced. But I am happy to announce that mine are not. Parents change after divorce, and it's usually for the worst:( I'm glad I have such a good family, and I feel sad for my class mates and friends who don't like to go home, because of who (if anyone) is around.

what's up with me today you ask?

Hi ppls. Club penguins done with their Halloween party. Everyone at school was eating, stuffing themselves full of candy! We had Benchmark Testing today. Benchmark is like the big test at the end of the year only, it is taken after every quarter.  But  all is well. The classroom was freezing today. I am hungry. I downloaded some new songs onto my Ipod this weekend. Well, I guess that's all for me. I am the most boring person in the entire world. 

(P.S the zoo was fun.)

Bella's lullaby...

Guys, I really hope you've listened to that song I've got... Bella's lullaby by Edward Cullen. It's amazing. I listened to it twice and got it stuck in my head, and I like it being stuck in my head. I don't know why I randomly posted this but..yeah. Have any spare time, I recommend listening to that. I just finished reading Twilight again I noted that there's an awful lot of talking in the book, I wonder how the movie's gonna turn out. 11/21/08 ppl. ok (DUH 08...) well...talk later and now I shall eat my Skittles. ;-)