(i've trimmed it down to 50. and these are not in order)
1. that the calcium in the water of my fridge has caused hard water to all but SEAL the faucet in which the water come out of. so it takes three minutes to fill up a cup.
2. when i kneel on a crayon i've left on my bed and it breaks. it's not so much the death of the crayon that's devastating, it's the scary CRACK that comes with it convincing me for a split second that my knee has broken.
3. when people INTERRUPT ME
4. when someone interrupts someone i'm listening to
5. getting a typical "lol" response to a text. or nothing at all. why do i even other talking to you?!
6.when people copy me. i know it sounds dumb, and people may say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery..but i guess it comes from having a sister a year younger than me. i mean SERIOUSLY. i liked that band wayyyy before you, i drew comics in church before you, and those are MY frick'n pants, lady.
7. those people on facebook who are always like, "haters gonna hate" or "im just gonna be me and you can all suck it" and have that attitude. i think it makes them all seem a little MORE insecure when they do that.
8. dudes. i mean...okay. i know that inside every dude, there's a three year old boy. who wants nothing more than to run around the room, screaming and laughing and throwing stuff and grabbing people..but..really? i mean..really??
9. when someone criticizes one's opinion in music. everyone has a right to hate a band. like blink182 (who suck) but...don't hate the fans. hate the band. c'mon. show some class.
10. when teachers have high expectations of me. i guess this comes from getting away with not applying myself to a full and satisfying extent, but it takes so much WORK to apply my full self. i have to open all the doors in my brain, that's painful and dizzying and then afterwards i feel run down from releasing so much.
11. the completely faulty condescending nature of teenage girls. always saying one thing and meaning another. girls are the worst bullies. i've never really been bullied, but if you sit back and watch them at work...man. it gets brutal.
12. cracking of knuckles. ughhh
13. when a song needs something more. like...a correction. like a prolonging of a note, or the repetition of a lyric, or a rest, or a properly lengthened ending. UGH.
14. when people say they have OCD and they don't. it's called a freaking pet peeve, you moron. quit diagnosing yourself.
15. when i think something is beautiful, but i can't show anyone. like they'd ruin the magic of it. because i think the most random things are beautiful. like old black and white movies. and the catcher in the rye.
16. THAT NO ONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND THE CATCHER IN THE RYE!! UGHH!!!!
17. when you get a bag of chips and it's three fourths air.
18. that for a while i wanted to speak french, but i realized most girls in the world want to speak french.
19. that something inside of me wants to rebel against what the large majority of people are conforming to. even if it's good. kindergarten: screw this, i hate coloring books. too many rules! Im drawing everything myself!! fifth grade: all the kids are learning music! now i won't, just to set myself apart. seventh grade: everyone's dying their hair and hooking up. I'LL NEVER BE A PART OF THAT! highschool: wow. everyone's doing extracurricular activities or getting serious in heir love life. screw that.
20. that i love flowers so much, but they die if i try and take them with me.
21. when people don't use proper grammar. especially with to, too, and two. and there, their, and they're. 22. teachers that are softhearted. i like mean teachers. i LOVE mean teachers. they're the only ones that really make kids shut up and realize how dumb they sound.
23. youtube's doing this thing where after a video ends, the next related video starts playing. it kills the mood of the video you just watched, especially if it's a song.
24. moment killers. like when you're having a good day and then parental figures are pissy.
25. when you're secretly enjoying a song playing the the car, and someone changes it.
26. when blink182 songs get stuck in my head.
27. that i know so much about blink182. it's taking up space in my brain that could be put to better use.
28. when i see a fly before or during the process of eating something. i remember once in fourth grade, i poured myself a bowl of cinnamon toast, and found a dead fly under one of the pieces. it freaked me out.
uuuughhh
29. when my stupid hair clogs up the stupid shower and i have to stupid reach in the drain and stupid get it all out in horrible clumps.
30. guilt trips via teacher. hey, shut up! you don't live my life!!
31. when i almost fall asleep around 5, but then am suddenly wide awake once the clock strikes 10.
32. the stupid daily announcements at school. i have the sinking feeling no one has a clue what they're talking about.
33. when my mom is randomly really nice to me and it makes me feel really bad for wishing i could leave the house.
34. that i have a plan for where to go if i had to leave the house. it annoys me, but not to the point of picking through it and guilting myself out of it.
c'mon, man. really? i like to think that music during the millennium is gonna be so awesome. maybe we can get people to remake some songs.
36. eating. i dont know why, but i never feel good afterwards. i'm never full. oh woe is me, im a teenager! D: bottomless stomachs!!
37. when i become a complete doofus when i try and talk to guys i have a crush on. ugh. i turn into a giant marshmellow peep. no idea what im doing there, just staring out with tiny, sugary, painted on eyes.
38. when i the lighting in the room isn't right and i have to stand at the light switches for a few minutes, making it the way it's supposed to be.
39. being left out. it doesn't really depress me or make me feel like i need to impress who ever is leaving me out, it just mildly ticks me off. especially in school. i have better things to do than sit off to the side right now.
40. being in the middle of listening to a beautiful song and something..or someone makes me pause it.
41. when girls tell guys they're afraid of something, when they're just trying to be cute. doooooonnn't denyyyy it. LETTUCE?! REALLY!? and i know what you're thinking. annabelle? didn't you say you have a fear of gas masks? SHUT UP! those things are horrifying! and trust me, if i was trying to be cute, i would have picked something you see everyday. like..wax paper or dragonflies. but gas masks look like horse skulls. and i'd rather die in a fire than go to a fireman wearing on of those things. irrational, but it makes sense to me.
42. when people say something random during a conversation with me, and when i pause and raise an eyebrow they just giggle and go, "inside joke!" and i look around..with WHO?! the only excusable time to do that is if you have an inside joek with god.
and as a subscript of that, we'll call it: 42a. if you say a joke that makes perfect sense to everyone else and then say "inside joke" afterwards. IT'S NOT AN INSIDE JOKE IF EVERYONE GETS IT!
43. when someone hears me say a joke, and they say it louder, and everyone laughs. ugh. that happens with kaleb and i alot. we think too alike, so we often speak at the same time, but of course he speaks louder than me.
44. when my siblings eat or waste my food.
45. that a lot of the bands and songs i get are ruined by the radio.
46. when people insist on naming a thousand bands they like. a genre will suffice. only list a band you like, if you can sit and listen to all but save a few songs without objection
47. the food at my dad's rental. i mean, i hate the entire rental itself, but the food is just annoying. ice cream? poptarts? salsa? chips? don't get me wrong, sounds like a dream at first...but after a year or so it's just sad.
48. im annoyed that making this list was so easy
49. when cupboard doors are left open
50. when time decides to fluctuate between going agonizingly slow and wayyy too fast.
1. that the calcium in the water of my fridge has caused hard water to all but SEAL the faucet in which the water come out of. so it takes three minutes to fill up a cup.
2. when i kneel on a crayon i've left on my bed and it breaks. it's not so much the death of the crayon that's devastating, it's the scary CRACK that comes with it convincing me for a split second that my knee has broken.
3. when people INTERRUPT ME
4. when someone interrupts someone i'm listening to
5. getting a typical "lol" response to a text. or nothing at all. why do i even other talking to you?!
6.when people copy me. i know it sounds dumb, and people may say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery..but i guess it comes from having a sister a year younger than me. i mean SERIOUSLY. i liked that band wayyyy before you, i drew comics in church before you, and those are MY frick'n pants, lady.
7. those people on facebook who are always like, "haters gonna hate" or "im just gonna be me and you can all suck it" and have that attitude. i think it makes them all seem a little MORE insecure when they do that.
8. dudes. i mean...okay. i know that inside every dude, there's a three year old boy. who wants nothing more than to run around the room, screaming and laughing and throwing stuff and grabbing people..but..really? i mean..really??
9. when someone criticizes one's opinion in music. everyone has a right to hate a band. like blink182 (who suck) but...don't hate the fans. hate the band. c'mon. show some class.
10. when teachers have high expectations of me. i guess this comes from getting away with not applying myself to a full and satisfying extent, but it takes so much WORK to apply my full self. i have to open all the doors in my brain, that's painful and dizzying and then afterwards i feel run down from releasing so much.
11. the completely faulty condescending nature of teenage girls. always saying one thing and meaning another. girls are the worst bullies. i've never really been bullied, but if you sit back and watch them at work...man. it gets brutal.
12. cracking of knuckles. ughhh
13. when a song needs something more. like...a correction. like a prolonging of a note, or the repetition of a lyric, or a rest, or a properly lengthened ending. UGH.
14. when people say they have OCD and they don't. it's called a freaking pet peeve, you moron. quit diagnosing yourself.
15. when i think something is beautiful, but i can't show anyone. like they'd ruin the magic of it. because i think the most random things are beautiful. like old black and white movies. and the catcher in the rye.
16. THAT NO ONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND THE CATCHER IN THE RYE!! UGHH!!!!
17. when you get a bag of chips and it's three fourths air.
18. that for a while i wanted to speak french, but i realized most girls in the world want to speak french.
19. that something inside of me wants to rebel against what the large majority of people are conforming to. even if it's good. kindergarten: screw this, i hate coloring books. too many rules! Im drawing everything myself!! fifth grade: all the kids are learning music! now i won't, just to set myself apart. seventh grade: everyone's dying their hair and hooking up. I'LL NEVER BE A PART OF THAT! highschool: wow. everyone's doing extracurricular activities or getting serious in heir love life. screw that.
20. that i love flowers so much, but they die if i try and take them with me.
21. when people don't use proper grammar. especially with to, too, and two. and there, their, and they're. 22. teachers that are softhearted. i like mean teachers. i LOVE mean teachers. they're the only ones that really make kids shut up and realize how dumb they sound.
23. youtube's doing this thing where after a video ends, the next related video starts playing. it kills the mood of the video you just watched, especially if it's a song.
24. moment killers. like when you're having a good day and then parental figures are pissy.
25. when you're secretly enjoying a song playing the the car, and someone changes it.
26. when blink182 songs get stuck in my head.
27. that i know so much about blink182. it's taking up space in my brain that could be put to better use.
28. when i see a fly before or during the process of eating something. i remember once in fourth grade, i poured myself a bowl of cinnamon toast, and found a dead fly under one of the pieces. it freaked me out.
uuuughhh
29. when my stupid hair clogs up the stupid shower and i have to stupid reach in the drain and stupid get it all out in horrible clumps.
30. guilt trips via teacher. hey, shut up! you don't live my life!!
31. when i almost fall asleep around 5, but then am suddenly wide awake once the clock strikes 10.
32. the stupid daily announcements at school. i have the sinking feeling no one has a clue what they're talking about.
33. when my mom is randomly really nice to me and it makes me feel really bad for wishing i could leave the house.
34. that i have a plan for where to go if i had to leave the house. it annoys me, but not to the point of picking through it and guilting myself out of it.
c'mon, man. really? i like to think that music during the millennium is gonna be so awesome. maybe we can get people to remake some songs.
36. eating. i dont know why, but i never feel good afterwards. i'm never full. oh woe is me, im a teenager! D: bottomless stomachs!!
37. when i become a complete doofus when i try and talk to guys i have a crush on. ugh. i turn into a giant marshmellow peep. no idea what im doing there, just staring out with tiny, sugary, painted on eyes.
38. when i the lighting in the room isn't right and i have to stand at the light switches for a few minutes, making it the way it's supposed to be.
39. being left out. it doesn't really depress me or make me feel like i need to impress who ever is leaving me out, it just mildly ticks me off. especially in school. i have better things to do than sit off to the side right now.
40. being in the middle of listening to a beautiful song and something..or someone makes me pause it.
41. when girls tell guys they're afraid of something, when they're just trying to be cute. doooooonnn't denyyyy it. LETTUCE?! REALLY!? and i know what you're thinking. annabelle? didn't you say you have a fear of gas masks? SHUT UP! those things are horrifying! and trust me, if i was trying to be cute, i would have picked something you see everyday. like..wax paper or dragonflies. but gas masks look like horse skulls. and i'd rather die in a fire than go to a fireman wearing on of those things. irrational, but it makes sense to me.
42. when people say something random during a conversation with me, and when i pause and raise an eyebrow they just giggle and go, "inside joke!" and i look around..with WHO?! the only excusable time to do that is if you have an inside joek with god.
and as a subscript of that, we'll call it: 42a. if you say a joke that makes perfect sense to everyone else and then say "inside joke" afterwards. IT'S NOT AN INSIDE JOKE IF EVERYONE GETS IT!
43. when someone hears me say a joke, and they say it louder, and everyone laughs. ugh. that happens with kaleb and i alot. we think too alike, so we often speak at the same time, but of course he speaks louder than me.
44. when my siblings eat or waste my food.
45. that a lot of the bands and songs i get are ruined by the radio.
46. when people insist on naming a thousand bands they like. a genre will suffice. only list a band you like, if you can sit and listen to all but save a few songs without objection
47. the food at my dad's rental. i mean, i hate the entire rental itself, but the food is just annoying. ice cream? poptarts? salsa? chips? don't get me wrong, sounds like a dream at first...but after a year or so it's just sad.
48. im annoyed that making this list was so easy
49. when cupboard doors are left open
50. when time decides to fluctuate between going agonizingly slow and wayyy too fast.
ahh. Some of those things annoy me too. That really is depressing that you could come up with such an extensive list quickly.
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