it's the fourth quarter, and as everyone knows it is the most unbearable soul crushing quarter of the year.
just after standardized testing, the hopelessness kicks in.
i mean REALLY? i've done my stupid tests, now can i please go home and go into a coma for a couple months before i start this whole thing over again?
apparently NO. i have to stay in school, kick all my grades back up to their usual A's and B's to end the year properly,and try to wring my brain of any information on what i learned from now since after christmas, so i can do well on my finals. i dont know what i learned last week in chemistry let alone three months ago! what am i? a robot? DROID.
no.
i dont even LIKE chemistry. i have no idea what i was thinking when i signed up for it. and pre-ap no less1 how did i expect to keep up with this crap? i suck at math. pre-ap enlgish is a different story. sometimes i almost wish we'd pick up the pace, but in chem the equations and assignments and rigorous memorization chokes my mind. i think my brain has tried to shoot itself! and that's not a good sign for anyone.
also, im about an entire unit behind on my rosetta stone. ugh. rosetta stone. curse you. curse you to the depths of hell itself. though you have helped me greatly in my pursuit to learn german, i am not amused with you counting all my pronunciations as wrong. I SAID "DAS BROT" FOO!
and you, geometry. i have a D? a D? D?!! how?? how do i have a D?! was it because i forgot to do that stupid PLATO last night? was it because i didn't use a calculator on my last test and failed? HOW DID THAT BRING ME DOWN TWO LETTER GRADES?! and the fact that my teacher has no idea, leads me to believe that i must blame the subject itself.
so help me.
watch. just watch. chemistry, math. i'm going to kick your grades up so high, your heads are going to be spinning even after summer starts.
AND SCREW YOU DANTES! YOURE SUCH A JERK! I HATE YOU!
school. i hope you die. i hope the zombie apocolypse finally teaches everyone that school was a waste of time because there wasn't ONE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL CLASS INVOLVED!
just after standardized testing, the hopelessness kicks in.
i mean REALLY? i've done my stupid tests, now can i please go home and go into a coma for a couple months before i start this whole thing over again?
apparently NO. i have to stay in school, kick all my grades back up to their usual A's and B's to end the year properly,and try to wring my brain of any information on what i learned from now since after christmas, so i can do well on my finals. i dont know what i learned last week in chemistry let alone three months ago! what am i? a robot? DROID.
no.
i dont even LIKE chemistry. i have no idea what i was thinking when i signed up for it. and pre-ap no less1 how did i expect to keep up with this crap? i suck at math. pre-ap enlgish is a different story. sometimes i almost wish we'd pick up the pace, but in chem the equations and assignments and rigorous memorization chokes my mind. i think my brain has tried to shoot itself! and that's not a good sign for anyone.
also, im about an entire unit behind on my rosetta stone. ugh. rosetta stone. curse you. curse you to the depths of hell itself. though you have helped me greatly in my pursuit to learn german, i am not amused with you counting all my pronunciations as wrong. I SAID "DAS BROT" FOO!
and you, geometry. i have a D? a D? D?!! how?? how do i have a D?! was it because i forgot to do that stupid PLATO last night? was it because i didn't use a calculator on my last test and failed? HOW DID THAT BRING ME DOWN TWO LETTER GRADES?! and the fact that my teacher has no idea, leads me to believe that i must blame the subject itself.
so help me.
watch. just watch. chemistry, math. i'm going to kick your grades up so high, your heads are going to be spinning even after summer starts.
AND SCREW YOU DANTES! YOURE SUCH A JERK! I HATE YOU!
school. i hope you die. i hope the zombie apocolypse finally teaches everyone that school was a waste of time because there wasn't ONE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL CLASS INVOLVED!
AMEN!
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